26.5.06

Big Brother 7

Oh yes - Big Brother is back and what a week it has been so far. One day into the house and the fights had started. I love this show - compulsive viewing at it's best.
Shabaz - who has now left the show, created quite a stir in the first few days. So much so that all but a few of the housemates had turned against him. To be honest, his behaviour was irritating and at times I just wanted to scream at the tv - but it is entertainment and Shabaz provided his fair share. Openly gay and completely over the top, his antics did not go down well in the house. Countless arguments with the other housemates and his reluctance to listen to reason - were in part, condusive to his downfall.
Richard - who is also gay, got so pissed off with Shabaz that he suggested to the other housemates that they should all ignore Shabaz completely. From that moment on - Shabaz did not exist. He was sent to Coventry - as they say! In the diary room, Richard confessed that he was sick and tired of Shabaz and his behaviour. He also said that he did'nt want the world to think that ll gay men were like Shabaz - because they were not! No Richard your quite right. It was you that entered the house wearing your bright white fitted vest, jeans, a cowboy hat, black elbow length glove on one hand replete with diamonte bracelet! I can't help but think of Dolly the sheep here - clone! But yes Richard, not all gay men are like Shabaz nor are all gay men like you either.

He has shown himself to be the manipulator in the house however I don't believe that he's going to last too long!
Nikki -whom they all call Princess - is as far removed from royality as I am to it! She most certainly put the T on the end of that famous american airline TWA - because this has to be one of the biggest TWATS I have ever had to sit and listen too. Spoiled and whinging must be her middle names because that all she can do. If she can't have her way she throws a tantrum - you know the type, the spoiled child in the supermarket that screams because you wont buy their favourite can of beans! "Oh my god I think I'm gonna be sick" is the one line that she's gonna be famous for - little else of consequence come out of her mouth! Yawn!


More later

Has it been that long...

Gosh I had not realised that it had been so long since I posted. Time does indeed fly! Well I'm back and hopefully I should be able to keep up for a while at least.

18.3.06

Exit us - once and for all!


Lol
Thanx to Justinsomnia for making life that little bit more appealing. Keep up the great work mate.
A great take on a bigoted campaign by Exodus International who believe that therapy and prayer can turn you straight.

Straight to drink!

17.3.06

Paranoia - Hysteria - Conspiracy

Remember this book?
There appears to be a geat deal of Hysteria going the rounds on Blogger at the moment. There are countless blogs down and inaccessable. Bloggers have been trying to access their blogs but keep getting messages like:

FORBIDDEN
, you do not have permission to access that site on this server.

From what I can make out, Blogger is having problems with some filter system they are using. As such, a great many blogs have been inadvertently blocked. Blogger are working on trying to get this fixed but it has not stopped those that fear it's things like: Bush's Anti Terrorism act and that they are all going to be pulled into 'Guantanamo Bay, lol. Get a fucking grip people. Then there's the people that think they have been blocked because they have been slagging off one person or another, lol. It's the Martians, we've been invaded, communists.... all bollocks.

Blogger, please try to help these poor individuals who's heads are up their asses! before we all go fucking 'Barking Mad'.

16.3.06

Sharon Stone - Stairs and Me.

It's the stairs that keep me looking so good at 48! Sharon Stone has said that by using the stairs it has been keeping her in good shape and thats why she looks so good for her age. Perhaps she should come down on her neck - it looks like it's in need of a lift. Perhaps a 'stair lift'? She's got a neck!

Via Ananova

Jodie gives her 'Marshing' Orders to Chantelle

Apparantly, mizz bitter and twisted Jodie Marsh has lashed out at Chantelle - her celebrity Big Brother - Bosom Buddy, saying that she's... now wait for this... 'self absorbed', 'cold and selfish' and that there's no chemistry between Chantelle and Preston! Lol.

According to Star magazine, Jodie also said that you need a brain, talent, personality and an interesting persona to survive in 'this' (porn) industry. Jodie dear, the only thing you need is a big pair of tits, no personality, no talent, and be completely self absorbed! You meet all the criteria but its all beginning to fade.... ahhhh, thems the breaks girl, get over yourself! Guess its time to move over and let those more, 'youthful' models - like Chantelle, take over!

15.3.06

Three Cheers for FORD


That so called, bastian of the moral highground, The American Family Association are at it again.

Once again they have instigated a boycott against giant motorcompany, Ford. On Monday they went live with a website that urges supporters not to buy Ford vehicles because it runs advertisements in eight different gay publications.

This bunch of self rightious, indulgent, neanderthals do not believe in the christian doctrine - their only claim to fame is the fact that they are religious bigots that should be investigated for their consistant abuse of minorities. Perhaps if someone were to dig deep enough, they may just find a rather insidious form of perversion, pervades their very core.

Three cheers to FORD for standing firm. The world will be a much better place if more people were to follow your example.

To the AFA I say: 27Woe to you, teachers of the law and Pharisees, you hypocrites. You are like whitewashed tombs, which look beautiful on the outside but on the inside are full of dead mens bones and everything unclean. 28In the same way, on the outside you appear to people as righteous but on the inside you are full of hypocrisy and wickedness.

Kate Moss and the 24 carat Vibrator!

It's sleek, it's silent and it's waterproof - never mind that it looks like something you should be shoving up your nose!!! The New York Post reports that Kate Moss purchased this little number at La Petite Coquette. The vibrator, called Jimmyjane Little Something is made from precious metal and may be inscribed with your favourite 'terms of endearment'.... sugar - Charlie - Be Mine... that sort of thing! You can chill it in the fridge, take it too the pool, or even ride your bike in the rain with it in your 'basket (as the website proudly tells us). Buzzin!
Via Ananova

13.3.06

Men in Skirts!

"This is an era of gender equality", according to Skortman, who go on to say, "In some households, it's the women who wear the pants. Why, then, aren't more men showing off their legs in skirts?"

The kilt, for example, is one of the few items of male attire men can actually wear without being labelled a transvestite or latent homosexual, or both.

Of course, not every man is a suitable candidate for wearing the kilt.
I wont disagree with that!!!

Skirting is fun... so why not rush online and get yourself a nifty little
SkortManSleepSkirt

Yawn!

Via: Skortman

For the Arsehole...

For the arsehole in your life!
Do you know someone that could use a TidyButt?

9.3.06

Bleetin Pathetic

Those old traditional nursery rhymes are being rewritten so that they will not cause offense to children! Political correctness has reached a new height of absurdity? Apparantly, Stuart Chamberlain, the manager of the family centre in Abingdon and the Sure Start centre in Sutton Courtenay in Oxfordshire, are taking the 'equal opportunities' approach to everything they do! As such, they have rewritten the 1744 nursery rhyme so that the toddlers can now sing: "Bah Bah rainbow sheep!" I wonder why they chose the 'rainbow'? Perhaps the rhyme goes like this now:

"Bah bah rainbow sheep,
have you any wool?
Yes sir! Yes sir! 3 bags full.
One for the master and one for the dame...
and one for the little poof, that lives down the lane"

It may not go like that now but it will. What is the matter with these bleetin individuals that appear to think (or rather, not think) that they are doing the kids a favour by rewriting the nursey rhymes. Birmingham city council banned the rhyme way back in 2000 by saying that it was racist and portrayed negative stereotypes; a position they later rescinded after countless black parents said that it was ludicrous. It would appear that that the only sheep that are offended are those that work for Sure Start and the Abington Family Centre. Bah!

8.3.06

Batman's Boner!

If the answer's... Cock Robin. What is the question?


Website: SuperDickery

Question: Whats that up my ass Batman?

Feelin Pissed Off...

Why not visit the best place to piss away the time...
Urinal.Net

7.3.06

Back Broke!

Brokeback Mountain was nominated for eight oscars and the favourite to pick up Best picture, however, it only managed to get three: best director, best adapted screenplay, and best score. A downright snub with a few 'breadcrumbs thrown in to keep face. Who said that McCarthy'ism was dead? No, it's alive and living in Hollywood!
FEAR!
Well come on... they had to give it some recognition or else they would have been deemed 'homophobic' but they could'nt give it the main prize of best film because that would have offended the religious right. They should have gone ahead and awarded the movie properly and to hell with the religious right, they spend enough of their time offending everybody else. Time to get a life and stop living in a supressed society.
Land of the free, home of the brave?
I don't think so!
Hoo Ray for Ho (lol) Ywood

4.3.06

Aussie Bum - Never Mind the Bollocks!

Essence - underwear like no other! Lol. Yes peeps... you too can have a great lookin ass and body when you put on a pair of Essence, replete with Vitamin C! What more could you ask for? The number of blogs extolling the virtues of this particular underwear makes me want to spit. Drooling, fashion victims that are so up their own fucking arseholes that they cant see the wood (sic), for the trees! The only fucking thing thats likely to happen when you do put these on - is that you'll probably end up with 'another' - nasty little rash - from all that Vitamin C!

19.2.06

A Pencil Case!

Suffering from erectile dysfunction? Which of the above would you choose to sort that little problem out? Zeljko Tupic, a Serbian man chose the pencil option for fear that things would go wrong on his big date! He inserted the pencil into his penis so that he could maintain an erection whilst making love. Unfortunately, he lost the lead from his pencil (metaphorically speaking) and had to stop due to the fact that the pencil had become stuck in his bladder and he had to be rushed to hospital. WTF! If he was that worried why did'nt he just tape the pencil to his dick? Lol. He may not have been able to cum but at least he could 'write' to his girlfriend from hospital!!!

Via Ananova

27.1.06

Colin's lucky pants

Well I guess we all have something that we believe is a little lucky for us! Colin Farrell revealed that he wears his lucky 'shamrock' underwear to the first day of filming... it's the only time he wears them!

via Annova

Perhaps he should have reconsidered that before he made his special little 'net' debut...

Never Wash Your Balls Again!


Says its all!
via: DaTaste

26.1.06

Well Im back and blazing!

Back at last and hopefully this time, I shall be able to commit to this blog a little more than I have in the past.

Mighty Mouth Cowell

Mighty Mouth Simon Cowell has created a stir with a comment he made on the American Idol tv show. Cowell told a male contestant to "shave off your beard and wear a dress" in the first episode of the fifth series, while fellow judge Randy Jackson asked another entrant, "Are you a girl?" The comments have been condemned by a leading gay rights group.

All this from the man that has to employ PR guru, Max Clifford to 'sanitize' his image so that he could appear on American Television. When he was originally asked to appear on American Idol, his persona in this country was blatently obvious, a closet queen, nothing more, nothing less. Oh how he 'idolised' Gareth Gates...

Enter Max Clifford and all of a sudden Cowell is caught... albeit 'as contrived as it was', with a lap dancer in a London Club. Yeah right!

His Machiavellian remarks, like his phoney persona, are vacuous!