Forever Flowing

Big Brother 7

2006-05-26T13:31:00.000Z

Oh yes - Big Brother is back and what a week it has been so far. One day into the house and the fights had started. I love this show - compulsive viewing at it's best.

Shabaz - who has now left the show, created quite a stir in the first few days. So much so that all but a few of the housemates had turned against him. To be honest, his behaviour was irritating and at times I just wanted to scream at the tv - but it is entertainment and Shabaz provided his fair share. Openly gay and completely over the top, his antics did not go down well in the house. Countless arguments with the other housemates and his reluctance to listen to reason - were in part, condusive to his downfall.

Richard - who is also gay, got so pissed off with Shabaz that he suggested to the other housemates that they should all ignore Shabaz completely. From that moment on - Shabaz did not exist. He was sent to Coventry - as they say! In the diary room, Richard confessed that he was sick and tired of Shabaz and his behaviour. He also said that he did'nt want the world to think that ll gay men were like Shabaz - because they were not! No Richard your quite right. It was you that entered the house wearing your bright white fitted vest, jeans, a cowboy hat, black elbow length glove on one hand replete with diamonte bracelet! I can't help but think of Dolly the sheep here - clone! But yes Richard, not all gay men are like Shabaz nor are all gay men like you either.

He has shown himself to be the manipulator in the house however I don't believe that he's going to last too long!

Nikki -whom they all call Princess - is as far removed from royality as I am to it! She most certainly put the T on the end of that famous american airline TWA - because this has to be one of the biggest TWATS I have ever had to sit and listen too. Spoiled and whinging must be her middle names because that all she can do. If she can't have her way she throws a tantrum - you know the type, the spoiled child in the supermarket that screams because you wont buy their favourite can of beans! "Oh my god I think I'm gonna be sick" is the one line that she's gonna be famous for - little else of consequence come out of her mouth! Yawn!

More later

Has it been that long...

2006-05-26T13:30:00.000Z

Gosh I had not realised that it had been so long since I posted. Time does indeed fly! Well I'm back and hopefully I should be able to keep up for a while at least.

Exit us - once and for all!

2006-03-18T10:26:00.000Z

Lol
Thanx to Justinsomnia for making life that little bit more appealing. Keep up the great work mate.
A great take on a bigoted campaign by Exodus International who believe that therapy and prayer can turn you straight.

Straight to drink!

Paranoia - Hysteria - Conspiracy

2006-03-17T08:56:00.000Z

Remember this book?

There appears to be a geat deal of Hysteria going the rounds on Blogger at the moment. There are countless blogs down and inaccessable. Bloggers have been trying to access their blogs but keep getting messages like:

FORBIDDEN, you do not have permission to access that site on this server.

From what I can make out, Blogger is having problems with some filter system they are using. As such, a great many blogs have been inadvertently blocked. Blogger are working on trying to get this fixed but it has not stopped those that fear it's things like: Bush's Anti Terrorism act and that they are all going to be pulled into 'Guantanamo Bay, lol. Get a fucking grip people. Then there's the people that think they have been blocked because they have been slagging off one person or another, lol. It's the Martians, we've been invaded, communists.... all bollocks.

Blogger, please try to help these poor individuals who's heads are up their asses! before we all go fucking 'Barking Mad'.

Sharon Stone - Stairs and Me.

2006-03-16T23:17:00.000Z

It's the stairs that keep me looking so good at 48! Sharon Stone has said that by using the stairs it has been keeping her in good shape and thats why she looks so good for her age. Perhaps she should come down on her neck - it looks like it's in need of a lift. Perhaps a 'stair lift'? She's got a neck!

Via Ananova

Jodie gives her 'Marshing' Orders to Chantelle

2006-03-16T12:16:00.000Z

Apparantly, mizz bitter and twisted Jodie Marsh has lashed out at Chantelle - her celebrity Big Brother - Bosom Buddy, saying that she's... now wait for this... 'self absorbed', 'cold and selfish' and that there's no chemistry between Chantelle and Preston! Lol.

According to Star magazine, Jodie also said that you need a brain, talent, personality and an interesting persona to survive in 'this' (porn) industry. Jodie dear, the only thing you need is a big pair of tits, no personality, no talent, and be completely self absorbed! You meet all the criteria but its all beginning to fade.... ahhhh, thems the breaks girl, get over yourself! Guess its time to move over and let those more, 'youthful' models - like Chantelle, take over!

Three Cheers for FORD

2006-03-15T12:26:00.000Z

That so called, bastian of the moral highground, The American Family Association are at it again.

Once again they have instigated a boycott against giant motorcompany, Ford. On Monday they went live with a website that urges supporters not to buy Ford vehicles because it runs advertisements in eight different gay publications.

This bunch of self rightious, indulgent, neanderthals do not believe in the christian doctrine - their only claim to fame is the fact that they are religious bigots that should be investigated for their consistant abuse of minorities. Perhaps if someone were to dig deep enough, they may just find a rather insidious form of perversion, pervades their very core.

Three cheers to FORD for standing firm. The world will be a much better place if more people were to follow your example.

To the AFA I say: 27Woe to you, teachers of the law and Pharisees, you hypocrites. You are like whitewashed tombs, which look beautiful on the outside but on the inside are full of dead mens bones and everything unclean. 28In the same way, on the outside you appear to people as righteous but on the inside you are full of hypocrisy and wickedness.

Kate Moss and the 24 carat Vibrator!

2006-03-15T00:07:00.000Z

It's sleek, it's silent and it's waterproof - never mind that it looks like something you should be shoving up your nose!!! The New York Post reports that Kate Moss purchased this little number at La Petite Coquette. The vibrator, called Jimmyjane Little Something is made from precious metal and may be inscribed with your favourite 'terms of endearment'.... sugar - Charlie - Be Mine... that sort of thing! You can chill it in the fridge, take it too the pool, or even ride your bike in the rain with it in your 'basket (as the website proudly tells us). Buzzin!

Via Ananova

Men in Skirts!

2006-03-13T23:07:00.000Z

"This is an era of gender equality", according to Skortman, who go on to say, "In some households, it's the women who wear the pants. Why, then, aren't more men showing off their legs in skirts?"

The kilt, for example, is one of the few items of male attire men can actually wear without being labelled a transvestite or latent homosexual, or both.

Of course, not every man is a suitable candidate for wearing the kilt.

I wont disagree with that!!!

Skirting is fun... so why not rush online and get yourself a nifty little
SkortManSleepSkirt

Yawn!

Via: Skortman

For the Arsehole...

2006-03-13T23:02:00.000Z

For the arsehole in your life!
Do you know someone that could use a TidyButt?

Bleetin Pathetic

2006-03-09T12:33:00.000Z

Those old traditional nursery rhymes are being rewritten so that they will not cause offense to children! Political correctness has reached a new height of absurdity? Apparantly, Stuart Chamberlain, the manager of the family centre in Abingdon and the Sure Start centre in Sutton Courtenay in Oxfordshire, are taking the 'equal opportunities' approach to everything they do! As such, they have rewritten the 1744 nursery rhyme so that the toddlers can now sing: "Bah Bah rainbow sheep!" I wonder why they chose the 'rainbow'? Perhaps the rhyme goes like this now:

"Bah bah rainbow sheep,
have you any wool?
Yes sir! Yes sir! 3 bags full.
One for the master and one for the dame...
and one for the little poof, that lives down the lane"

It may not go like that now but it will. What is the matter with these bleetin individuals that appear to think (or rather, not think) that they are doing the kids a favour by rewriting the nursey rhymes. Birmingham city council banned the rhyme way back in 2000 by saying that it was racist and portrayed negative stereotypes; a position they later rescinded after countless black parents said that it was ludicrous. It would appear that that the only sheep that are offended are those that work for Sure Start and the Abington Family Centre. Bah!

Batman's Boner!

2006-03-08T23:44:00.000Z

If the answer's... Cock Robin. What is the question?

Website: SuperDickery

Question: Whats that up my ass Batman?

Feelin Pissed Off...

2006-03-08T23:40:00.000Z

Why not visit the best place to piss away the time...
Urinal.Net

Back Broke!

2006-03-07T22:57:00.000Z

Brokeback Mountain was nominated for eight oscars and the favourite to pick up Best picture, however, it only managed to get three: best director, best adapted screenplay, and best score. A downright snub with a few 'breadcrumbs thrown in to keep face. Who said that McCarthy'ism was dead? No, it's alive and living in Hollywood!
FEAR!
Well come on... they had to give it some recognition or else they would have been deemed 'homophobic' but they could'nt give it the main prize of best film because that would have offended the religious right. They should have gone ahead and awarded the movie properly and to hell with the religious right, they spend enough of their time offending everybody else. Time to get a life and stop living in a supressed society.
Land of the free, home of the brave?
I don't think so!
Hoo Ray for Ho (lol) Ywood

Aussie Bum - Never Mind the Bollocks!

2006-03-04T15:00:00.000Z

Essence - underwear like no other! Lol. Yes peeps... you too can have a great lookin ass and body when you put on a pair of Essence, replete with Vitamin C! What more could you ask for? The number of blogs extolling the virtues of this particular underwear makes me want to spit. Drooling, fashion victims that are so up their own fucking arseholes that they cant see the wood (sic), for the trees! The only fucking thing thats likely to happen when you do put these on - is that you'll probably end up with 'another' - nasty little rash - from all that Vitamin C!

A Pencil Case!

2006-02-19T19:18:00.000Z

Suffering from erectile dysfunction? Which of the above would you choose to sort that little problem out? Zeljko Tupic, a Serbian man chose the pencil option for fear that things would go wrong on his big date! He inserted the pencil into his penis so that he could maintain an erection whilst making love. Unfortunately, he lost the lead from his pencil (metaphorically speaking) and had to stop due to the fact that the pencil had become stuck in his bladder and he had to be rushed to hospital. WTF! If he was that worried why did'nt he just tape the pencil to his dick? Lol. He may not have been able to cum but at least he could 'write' to his girlfriend from hospital!!!

Via Ananova

Colin's lucky pants

2006-01-27T21:52:00.000Z

Well I guess we all have something that we believe is a little lucky for us! Colin Farrell revealed that he wears his lucky 'shamrock' underwear to the first day of filming... it's the only time he wears them!

via Annova

Perhaps he should have reconsidered that before he made his special little 'net' debut...

Never Wash Your Balls Again!

2006-01-27T17:34:00.000Z

Says its all!
via: DaTaste

Well Im back and blazing!

2006-01-26T23:04:00.000Z

Back at last and hopefully this time, I shall be able to commit to this blog a little more than I have in the past.

Mighty Mouth Cowell

2006-01-26T22:49:00.000Z

Mighty Mouth Simon Cowell has created a stir with a comment he made on the American Idol tv show. Cowell told a male contestant to "shave off your beard and wear a dress" in the first episode of the fifth series, while fellow judge Randy Jackson asked another entrant, "Are you a girl?" The comments have been condemned by a leading gay rights group.

All this from the man that has to employ PR guru, Max Clifford to 'sanitize' his image so that he could appear on American Television. When he was originally asked to appear on American Idol, his persona in this country was blatently obvious, a closet queen, nothing more, nothing less. Oh how he 'idolised' Gareth Gates...

Enter Max Clifford and all of a sudden Cowell is caught... albeit 'as contrived as it was', with a lap dancer in a London Club. Yeah right!

His Machiavellian remarks, like his phoney persona, are vacuous!

Been a while

2005-11-11T09:15:00.000Z

Well it's been a while since I last made an entry on this blog. I have been so busy that I was unable to keep it up to date. As things are now getting a little less hectic, hopefully I shall be able to stay on top of things.

I shall get back to you all at some point later in the day so until then I hope you all have a great day.

My Best Friend

2005-10-16T22:27:00.000Z

This is my very best friend, my pooch, Hooch. He's been an inspiration at times and a pain in the arse at other times, but I sure as hell would'nt be without him. I owe him, big time!

For the 'RUBBER BALL'

2005-10-16T15:42:00.000Z

In case you ever fancied a night at a 'Rubber Ball' , the perfect gown made from condoms! Who said rubber could'nt do flouncy?

But seriously, I think the maker of this particular 'frock' did it to help raise HIV awareness... however, as I do not speak Italian, I may have gotten that completely wrong, so if I did, I apologise now.

via Softblog.It

Busy Busy Busy!

2005-10-15T07:22:00.000Z

Sorry about the lack of posts but I've been running around all week like a 'headless fucking chicken' (if only I were a chicken again!) trying to get several things sorted out for a new website that I have to design for a client. It has been hectic to say the least but I think I'm on top of it now. Speaking of being on top of things... I must admit that this new client is one hell of a looker... STOP! right there! Lol.

I will get back to this again as soon as the weekend is over. There are still a few bits and pieces that I need to put together then perhaps I can relax and go out for a change, WooHoo! Time to play. Does that sound desperate? Lol.

A Picture Paints...

2005-10-13T21:18:00.000Z

Who needs words?

Your av'in a laugh!

2005-10-13T21:13:00.000Z

I wonder if thats a certain 'panel member'?

If not, it bloody well should be...

Oh the Irony!

2005-10-13T21:12:00.000Z

William McGinniss, a panel member of the Croyden Employment Tribunal, described homosexuality as "a form of sexual depravity", during a hearing into a gay mans sex discrimination claim.

Nuff said!

Don't ya just love it when...

2005-10-09T21:51:00.000Z

Things start to pan out the way you anticipated? It's such a rush... no, I'm not talking about guys or anything remotely like that (well I guess thats not strictly true, lol), but not in the way that many would think.

Ambigious yes, but at this point in time I feel the need to 'err on the side of caution', however, all will be revealed at some point in the future. Watch this space!

Thongs for the Memories

2005-10-08T18:41:00.000Z

Something to warm up a wet Sunday evening!

Gays should'nt parade about in public!

2005-10-08T12:13:00.000Z

Duncan Maclean, a Scottish councillor for Armadale West has been urged to resign after he questioned why "queers have to parade about in public". He went on to say, "I don't think I am offending any of my constituents as I know for a fact that none of my voters are gay,”. Well thats one hell of a statement and one that shows just how homophobic and ignorant an individual this man is - Not to mention the 'fact' that he is talking out of his arse!

"I've got nothing to say to gay rights groups who are complaining about my comments - there shouldn't be any gay rights groups anyway. I'll not stand down." No, but I dare say we could hazard a guess as to where you do like to 'STAND' Mr Mclean! Personally, I think that any individual that speaks out in this fashion has something to hide and as such, should be investigated to the full extent of the law.

Coming and Going!

2005-10-06T17:26:00.000Z

The people of 'Mali' use doorways like this to come and go... but I bet theres more coming than going!

Men at Work

2005-10-06T13:58:00.000Z

Theres nothing quite like a 'man at work' to get the pulse racing, so to speak! I managed to get this shot of this guy quite by chance. Unfortunately my hand was shaking so much that it's kinda off focus. It's such a shame I did'nt ask him to look directly into the camera as he had the most fantastic big blue eyes. When this guy scrubs up he would definitely be model material.

As I'm considering setting up a paysite very shortly, I was very tempted to ask if he fancied doing a bit of modelling... I just could'nt find the nerve to ask and now I could kick myself! He would have been ideal for the job. Oh well, maybe our paths will cross again and if they do... I may just grab the opportunity and ask him.

Random Thoughts.

2005-10-05T21:29:00.000Z

You know how you can get so caught up with one thing or another that you forget about yourself? Forget that your alone. Well thats exactly what I did. Was it a good thing? No I don't think it was. I guess I've been alone so long that I've forgotten just how sweet a thing it can be.

I must admit, that I miss being in a relationship. Time is passing and it would be good to cuddle up to someone in the night, feel their warmth. Know that they are there for you... through the good and the bad times. I really should do something about that... soon!

Sunshine on a Dull Day!

2005-10-04T08:19:00.000Z

A little sunshine on an otherwise dull day. I thought you may like a bit of 'Inspiration' and lets face it, who would'nt be inspired by this? Wanna sit on my finger? The mind boggles!

Questioning Question Time

2005-09-29T11:43:00.000Z

Peter green, the homophobic religious leader will be appearing on tonights edition of Question Time, to be held in Brighton - a city that has one of the largest lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender communities in the UK.

Unlike ethnic minorities, LGBT people are not protected from incitement to hatred, so it is likely that this will be one edition of Question Time that may well give rise to 'questions' being asked about Questiontime's insensitivity to the LGBT community at large!

It was earlier this year that the Co-Op Bank ended its banking service to the Christian Voice because they refused to resind their vitrolic verbal attacks on gay people. Green now has the platform he needs to spew his vile brand of hatred - hopefully then, people will see just 'how christian' this jackass really is.

Update: The show was a bit of a let down all in all. When one woman brought up the subject of Homophobia David carefully steered the question away in another direction. There was however one moment when Janet Street Porter laid into David Green verbally, telling him that he spoke for a minority of people and not the majority of people in the UK. Naturally, he was unsure of how to bit back. you could see him ponder the issue in his mind... and I think he decided that it would not be good to overstep the mark on national television! Lol.

Whats in a Name?

2005-09-29T10:24:00.000Z

Yet another great display blunder... I should imagine they have a real run on porn at this store! I dare say they sell all kinds of Fucks... Horror Fucks, Comedy Fucks, Romance Fucks, Half Price Fucks, 2 fucks for 3 bucks! Mega!

Via: Sexblo.gs

What would happen if...

2005-09-28T17:45:00.000Z

You were the Last Two Men On Earth? Wanna find out? You can here Lol.

Via: World of Men

Musing's

2005-09-28T13:23:00.000Z

I was just reminded of someone I was very fond of via a music track on Naked Boy's Chronicle's. It's funny how we can lose track of time and people for that matter, especially people we cared about and who are no longer around.

All those memories that we shared came flooding back with just a few lines of a song. Why did I press that play button? I guess I needed to be reminded of that time we almost had...

And YOU... you were so special!

Garbage Pail Doll!

2005-09-28T12:55:00.000Z

Amazing what some people will put in the garbage! Lol.

Via: Daves Daily

Ronald McDonald has a Sex Change!

2005-09-26T10:59:00.000Z

Ronald McDonald has undergone a 'Sex Change' in Japan! That clown we all love to hate has lost his baggy stripped pants and been replaced by a Bikini clad female counterpart, replete with yellow leather gloves and red high heels!

Apparantly this 'gender change is 'far too radical' for global audiences, (patronising or what), as such, the rest of the world will still have our senses assaulted by that ridiculous clown for goodness knows how much longer.

Ray Kroc... you can certainly talk a Croc...

Stream of Thought

2005-09-25T22:30:00.000Z

William James once wrote that 'Thought', was like a Stream... forever flowing. Welcome to 'my stream' . Where those waters flow to and how we get there may well be a matter of debate, but who knows? Lets just test the waters and see what happens?

So then, why not jump in... the waters are fine!